Letters, We Get Letters…


One of the great joys of having a blog is receiving positive and/or informative comments from knowledgeable readers. Once in a blue moon, I get a comment that I delete not because I found it offensive but because I felt the writer was uninformed musically, and I really didn’t want to get into arguments with any of my readers, which I think would be confrontational and not productive.

But then, of course, I get spam. Lots and lots of it, anywhere from 2 to 7 items per day. I thought my readers might find it amusing to read some of the weirdest of them, so I’ve decided to post them here. Hopefully you’ll find them as funny as I do.

Once in a while, but only rarely, I get the feeling that the spammer might actually be a legitimate poster who simply doesn’t write or speak good English. Believe it or not, I have approved a couple of such comments which you will find on the articles I’ve written. But most of them are strange in a very odd way. They praise my writing style and “the topic under discussion” without ever referencing MUSIC. I’m sure a lot of them are just adbots trying to get me to click on their links to buy some program designed to get me more hits, but I just get such a laugh out of most of the bizarre ones that I thought I’d give you a good cross-section.

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Hi, always i used to check blog posts here in the early hours in the morning, as i love to find out more and more.


Porn always seems to have a lot of helpful comments. Don’t know how he/she/it has time to post them, though.

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(or so she says…notice that she just discovered my site because she was bored at work but has been “readding” it “forr a lng tiome nnow.”)

From someone who apparently thinks my articles aren’t long enough:

Excellent post however , I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this topic?

Sorry, no.

Here’s one spammer who really became quite garrulous, though in the end I still wasn’t sure what they wanted:

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This was my first spam post in a foreign language (other than disstorttd Englsih):

Herr Werner Burmeister sollte als Vorstand ordentliche Vereinsarbeit machen, ohne „Umgestaltung alter Vereinslinien“ funktioniert heute kein Verein mehr. Die Welt dreht sich weiter, nur der Führungsstil ist unverändert. Wenn man sich 2 Vereinsfahrzeuge leisten kann, muss es einem Verein gutgehen…Es sollten die Ausgaben optimiert werden, anstatt immer nur mehr Förderungen zu fordern.


Mr. Werner Burmeister as a board should make proper association work, without “reconstruction of old club lines” no more club today functions. The world continues to turn, only the style of leadership is unchanged. If you can afford 2 club cars, you have to go to a club … The expenses should be optimized instead of only ever more promotions.

How ‘bout THAT, huh?

And then there was this one:

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In addition, it guarantees that it is the Means of payment employee, which has enough power in case of formalizing the payment on behalf Of legal person.

I’d still love to know what %BT% is, or is supposed to represent. It shows up frequently in spam posts:

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Try going to a psychiatrist.

This one is my favorite:

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If you ever discover what %BT% does mean, please do drop me a line. Also let me know if you’ve decided if you’re a man or women.

Apparently, google.com has nothing better to do with their time than to send spam to websites like mine. This recent entry was so surreal I wasn’t sure which illegal drug they imbibed before writing it, thought in the middle it suddenly switched gears to an arcane bit of factual American history, so maybe someone at Google is a history buff:

Master the talisman Hunt Control: beast Bestial Wrath now in your pets extra for 30 seconds, and make your pet damage increase of 21%. Back on December 22 1852, the legislature of Oregon Territory forced Pierce County to become independent from Thurston County. And quite astonishingly, he is not alone in his opinion.

Well, see, you can’t claim that I’m not learning some interesting facts from at least some of my spam.

More handy hints came from someone or something called game guardian app, who apparently knows a lot of things that just don’t translate into English:

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And, last but certainly not least, this extremely non-helpful post—originally in Portuguese—that was placed on my review of a Shura Cherkassky recital from one Cervejeiro Mestre:

How to Freeze Fast Beer

Pay attention to our guidance, because I tested it on a barbecue this weekend, and I was pretty happy too! By the way,
A gratulación privativo to the Guiga (@filhodopadeiro) of All About Facebook, that passed me this Millenarian knowledge!

The extent of any of these ingredients will depend on the quantity
Of beer that is intended to freeze. But commonly, it would be an ice pack, a
Liter of rain, one liter of alcohol and also half a kilo of salt.
After putting all the ingredients in a container, simply accommodate the cans / bottles
Beer and wait for 3 minutes to come. You can proportionate these measures according to the quantity of beer that
Is intended to freeze.

Salt dissolves neatly in the rain and reduces its
Refrigeration. Pure, the water freezes at about 0 ° C.
Salt water needs a lower temperature, which can reach tens of degrees below zero.
When saal is placed on ice, some of the cubes melt,
Stealing “heat during the change of physical state and also
Cooling the blend as a whole. On the other hand, dissolved salt causes
Endothermic reaction, that is, it reduces the temperature
Of the blend. Alcohol has a similar role: melting gelpo stealing “heat
And also dimnui even more refrigeration point. It is used
Because when the temperature stays below -9° C, sall loses somewhat of the effect, but alcohol does not.

Watching the clock: aluminum is good for heat and heat, and 3 minutes is enough for the cans Thermal stability. As the temperature
Is less zero, after numbered minutes, the liquor will be so cold that it will not hurt to feel Palate and also freeze freeze. Leave dde towel
Paper absorb well water, and also after, light the beers to freezer.

The water in the paper will freeze rapidly, forming an ice stratum Cools the potion.

Information: take care, because depending on the freezer the beer can freeze at an absurd speed,
Leaving your beer frozen, which is not legitimate.
Mini USB Refrigerated But umm alcoholic gadget for
You do not miss the chance to have an ice-cold beer in the
Recreation doo your work. There has not even been seen … the one of the nitrogen is the best (cinch to locate) hahahahahha optimum.
I added to favorites …. And what about Leandro?
It does not work with other drinks, not just beer that gels, the others
Get hot!


Anyway, that’s my spam world. Hope you enjoyed wasting a minute or two reading through it!

—© 2017 Lynn René Bayley



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